Humorous Quotes On Marriage. The secret of a happy marriage remains a secret Henny Youngman 2. Keep your eyes wide open before marriage half shut afterwards.
Updated January 14 2020. Humor is like spice. Never laugh at your wifes choices you are one of them.
Love seems the swiftest but it is the slowest of all growths.
Marriage is when a man and woman become as one. No man or woman really knows what perfect love is until they have been married a quarter of a century. Updated January 14 2020. If you have 20 and your wife has 5 she has 25 Some relationships are like Tom and Jerry they argue and disagree all the time but they still cant live without each other.
